Thursday, June 2, 2011

Cooling off in the heat by freezing a lizard and rat: toddler fun!



Yea! Back to blogging, so let's just dive in. In Kentucky it has been HOT, so I came up with a quick, easy, and for us poor folks: FREE project. 

Go in your kids room and find some silly plastic toys. I found these two lurking at the bottom of the toy box.




Grab two cheap plastic containers. We had these  down in a drawer. I thought about using an old baby wipe box, either way I'd pick something you wouldn't mind if it cracked in the freezer.





Now, in the words of Olivia 'Drown that rat!'




The lizard pictures seemed sad, like the animal lover in me wanted to save him. 


Now pop those puppies in the freezer 6-8 hours.  



They had been good toys.


Now the fun part, run hot water over the plastic cup and pop that puppy out. On this day is was 95 degrees and we welcomed our fun game.



We imagined that the rat and lizard was trapped in the ice age, and we had to save them!


I am just in LOVE with this pretty little girl and her princess hair.












My red headed stranger took the task of rescuing the lizard. 





After an HOUR of cooling off with this free, fun toy we busted them loose using the smashing method. 

FREEDOM!


I think this summer is going to be HOT so I hope all of you stay safe, keep cool, and have FUN this summer. 


Special thanks to the poor lizard and rat who sacrificed themselves for this fun.

And even more special thanks to the two toddlers who inspire me, challenge me, and who have stole my creative heart; Olivia and Cody.






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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Where are those darn badgers?!?!?!



Oh how I've missed my blog! Us badgers have just recently moved a whooping 3 miles from our old homestead. Moving a whole home while the hubby works 9 hours a night and 3 kids ages 3, 2, and 5 months old is quite the adventure.  






We have spent this week living like a band of gypsy's. Sleeping on a air mattress, meals that include bologna, bananas, and bagels (not pregnant I SWEAR!), and all around chaos has put my crafting to a grinding stop. For some reason no one shares my opinion that the craft stuff should be unpacked first. 






So this week I thought I would take this time to introduce my 3 baby badgers. These 3 kids make crafting fun and easy!






We have been spending these first few days enjoying the cool rain on these HOT days.

This is Miss Olivia, the oldest badger. At 3 years old she still can rock an awesome spandex neon colored bathing suit with a side pony tail and awesome band-aid like any 80s rad chick.




She also has enough spunk for a whole herd of little girls. A girl with a korker bow and a stick is a recipe for trouble.




Next up is the red headed stranger himself, Cody!
He loves this stroller and will pretend to push his babies (a ball with a wolf on it) around for hours. But he's cute enough to pull it off.



Like his sister he is over ran with spunky, rowdy energy. We had a blast taking these sticks and launching them into the field.



The youngest badger is Abigail. Abigail enjoyed our play in the rain under the comfy tent we pitched for the upcoming Memorial Day holiday. She looks just like her father and has a joyful, Chris Farley type of humor. Always laughing!




How can you not get inspired by this face?!?!


I really hope to get back to crafting new and exciting things soon. And of course blogging about them!

The support and kindness the craft-blog world has shown me is beyond humbling and touching. I enjoy all the awesome ladies in this great field and I am honored to be amongst such crafty ladies.


So stay tuned...hoping to get the craft lab up and running after our family vacation in 3 weeks. 

In the meantime:


'Mama, just ONE more picture! Then we are done.'




'Ok mama, this is the LAST one!'





They hate my picture addiction but I don't want to miss a single moment with my poor badgers.















Monday, May 9, 2011

Cheesecake Factory Hack: Banana Cream Cheesecake



So who wants to pay almost $50 to buy a yummy banana cream cheesecake online from the Cheesecake Factory?!?! In this economy, I am willing to bet like us there are a few poor badgers out there. So this is the first of what I am hoping are several Cheesecake Factory hacks. I take their awesome, yummy cheesecakes and give YOU the recipe for free!  


Banana Cream Cheesecake

Ingredients:
20 vanilla Oreo cookies
1/4 cup of melted butter
24 oz. of softened cream cheese
2/3 cup of sugar
2 tablespoons of corn starch
3 eggs
3/4 cup of mashed bananas (around 2 bananas)
1/2 cup of whipping cream (NOT whip cream)
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
1 or 2 teaspoons of banana extract (optional, depending on how banana-ish you want it to taste)
caramel (optional- for garnish)
candy pecans (optional- for garnish)

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350F

2. First process the Oreo cookies in a food processor until they are extra fine. 

3. Melt the butter and mix it with the cookies.

4. Press cookie and butter mixture into a 10 inch spring form pan and place in the fridge to cool.

5. Beat cream cheese until creamy.

6. Slowly add sugar then corn starch into the cream cheese.

7. Add eggs one at a time. Beat the tar out of your batter.

8. Beat in bananas.

9. Beat in whipping cream.

10. Mix in the extracts.

11. Add the mixture to your cookie crust and bake in the oven for ONLY 15 minutes.

12. After 15 minutes are up reduce the heat to 200F and bake for a hour and 15 minutes (75 minutes). It is SOOOO important you decrease the heat to 200F after 15 minutes.

13. Remove the cake and let cool. Then put in the fridge for 6 hours or over night. 

14. Now you can garnish it with some yummy caramel, candy coated pecans, banana slices, or whip cream. Your choice!



Eat and enjoy Poor Badger style! 


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Monday, May 2, 2011

Helping you with heart failure: Bacon cupcake recipe


God bless America and our love of bacon!
I recommend this cupcake for a fun brunch surprise. They are really tasty and you can defiantly taste the bacon and maple. Before you say 'ewww', keep in mind the McGriddle. It is basically a cupcake with sausage in place of icing. 

Ingredients for cupcake:

*9 tablespoons of room temperature butter
*1 tablespoon of bacon drippings that have been put in the fridge to get solid
*2 eggs
*10 tablespoons of brown sugar
*8 table spoons of maple syrup
*2 and 1/2 cups self rising flour
*2 teaspoons of baking soda
*1 teaspoon baking powder
*SMALL pinch of kosher salt
*1/2 cup of milk
*1/2 cup of finely chopped, cooked bacon

Baking the cupcake:
1. Preheat oven to 350F

2.Fry bacon and drain the grease/drippings into a bowl and put into fridge. Go ahead and chop the bacon up for the 1/2 cup that you will need (plus some for a garnish)

3.Beat butter and bacon fat with mixer or by hand until it is creamy and fluffy. 

4. Slowly beat brown sugar and maple syrup into bacon and butter mix.

5.Now beat the eggs one at a time into the mixture.

6.In a separate bowl sift your flour, salt, baking soda, and baking powder together.

7.Slowly incorporate your dry mix into the wet. Also slowly add the milk at this point too. 

8. Fold the chopped bacon into the mix. 

9. Taste and add more maple syrup or bacon according to taste. Don't add too much maple syrup because the frosting is VERY sweet and the maple syrup can break up your batter.

10. Put in cup cake liners and bake for 18-22 minutes. After 15 minutes rotate your pan for even baking. Yields around 12 cupcakes.




Maple syrup frosting ingredients:
*8 tablespoons of room temperature butter
*4 tablespoons of maple syrup
*2 cups sifted powdered sugar

1. Beat butter and syrup until creamy

2. Slowly add powdered sugar into mix

3. Spread frosting onto cupcakes and add a few 'bacon sprinkles' from the left over chopped bacon. 

4. Eat. Enjoy. Run 4 miles the next day to erase the abuse you just put your poor heart through.  

Happy eatings from Poor Badger!

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Easter cheese ball chicken.



Our family LOVES cheese balls. So I thought I'd dress one up for Easter. You can use this concept and your personal cheese ball recipe. (Everyone has their own personal cheese ball recipe) But here is what you need to make this one:



For my cheese ball recipe:
2 boxes of 8 oz. cream cheese
3 to 4 cups shredded cheddar cheese
1 pack of ranch powder mix

***Mix all these ingredients in a bowl and make an oval shaped ball.


For the chicken part:
*Roll your cheese ball in crushed walnuts for 'feathers'
*Lump 3 or 4 raisins together and place on chicken for eyes
*Use a orange bell pepper and cut out the chickens beak, feet, and comb. (use toothpicks if needed)


And there you go!


Happy Easter!
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Monday, April 18, 2011

The true meaning of Easter: home made resurrection eggs.


This is NOT an original idea fro me. If your click HERE you can find that these eggs are being sold as kits all over the net and Christian stores. Well my friends, the goal of this crafty POOR badger is to do things on the cheap. So here is the step by step instructions for you to make your own resurrection eggs. This is an AWESOME craft for parents to teach their little ones that Easter has NOTHING to do with eggs and bunnies. 


Egg 1 - Bread
Matthew 26:26
'And as they were eating, Jesus took the bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said,Take, eat; this is my body.

*This egg just needs a piece of torn bread. Make sure you update this egg each year.  ;)




Egg 2- coins
Matthew 26 14-15

Then one of the twelve, called Judas Iscariot, went unto the chief priests,And said unto them, What will ye give me, and I will deliver him unto you? And they covenanted with him for thirty pieces of silver.

*For this egg I just put a penny, but since the verse said silver you could use a nickel, dime, or play money. 


Egg 3- purple cloth or ribbon
Mark 15:17

And they clothed him with purple, and platted a crown of thorns, and put it about his head,

*For this egg I used some purple ribbon. Remember the idea is to spend hardly ANYTHING. If you have an old purple shirt or cloth use that. Worse case scenario, you could color a strip of paper purple. 






Egg 4- Thorns
Matthew 27:29

And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews!

*This was a freebie, we walked down the road and found some pricky thorns. Beware with young kids though, they HURT!


Egg 5- scourge or whip
Mark 15:15

And so Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered Jesus, when he had scourged him, to be crucified.


*I used some elastic embroider thread and masking tape to make mine. But you could use electrical tape and ribbon, or whatever. This is exactly why God made junk drawers! 


Egg 6- Cross
John 19:17-18

And so Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered Jesus, when he had scourged him, to be crucified.

*I am the weird lady with hundreds of yards of ribbon, so it was a no brainer when it came to what to make the cross out of. Remember these have to fit in the little plastic eggs, so size is important. For this one, you could easily draw a cross on paper. 


Egg 7 - Nails
John 20:25

And so Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered Jesus, when he had scourged him, to be crucified.



Egg 8 - Sign
Luke 23:38

And a superscription also was written over him in letters of Greek, and Latin, and Hebrew, THIS IS THE KING OF THE JEWS.


Egg 9 - Sponge
Matthew 27:48

And straightway one of them ran, and took a sponge, and filled it with vinegar, and put it on a reed, and gave him to drink.

*This one made me nervous, I tore our house over looking for a sponge (we use wash rags and old cloths to clean). But thank God we painted not too long ago and used a sponge paint brush to do the trimming with. 


Egg 10 - Spear
John 19:34

But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and water.

*This one I broke toothpicks in half and used a red marker to make 'blood'. 


Egg 11 - Rock
Matthew 27:59-60

And when Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a clean linen cloth,

And laid it in his own new tomb, which he had hewn out in the rock: and he rolled a great stone to the door of the sepulcher, and departed.


And the TRUE meaning of Easter, Praise the Lord:


Egg 12 - NOTHING!
Matthew 28:6

He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.


And there you have it. Your own resurrections eggs and barely 2 bucks spent (you'll have to buy the plastic eggs if you don't have any with your Easter stuff).
Lets show our kids that Easter is more than peeps, bunnies, and pastel colors (even though those are fun). 

HAPPY EASTER!!!



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